I was a little skeptical when I first started Nofap, I didnt think that wanking myself off once or twice a day to tiny pixels could mess with my groove. I thought I was a masturbating boss man…….lonely, but still a boss man.
But I still gave it a shot cuz my ED was kinda telling me I might have a small problem.
Anyhoo, long story short, two weeks later I start waking up with massive boners, I am looking at it like wtf is that. I am talking hard as a rock, long as a pole and wide as…..okay you get the point. I had me first time morning wood in a loooooong while. I had a couple of wet dreams and still woke up hard????
4 weeks in, I gets me an erection every time I sleep, before and after. I think I have a crush on my bed cuz everytime I lay down, BOOM, I am staring at the Empire state building, king kongs is on top and even he is getting dizzy from the height. (I might be over exaggerating a bit).
So you know I am thinking, its time to take this on a test drive, cuz now I can have erections on command. Just thinking about flirting and foreplay gets me hard. I didnt think me and my dick could be in so sync……..its like we share the same body. I was one with my dick yo.
I realized with porn out of my brain and no longer pathetic wanker. I could take the game to whole other level. From pacman to God of war.
Before it was like……..meh i wanna Blowjob
Now its like……I wanna rock her world
So now I am flirting, smiling, playing around….foreplay and fondle and then turning up the heat as we go along.
Mr D works fine, cute girl is happy. Whats there to complain about.
Oh, just one complaint………..I am fucking idiot!
This morning I wake up and hear the cries of a thousand ladies…..crying out, calling my name.I follow the noise to my closet and lo and behold my hard drive jumps into my hand and forces me to masturbate!
………..Now I got a shrivelled dick and I am feeling kinda depressed.
What do I do guys? Will my super powers ever return?
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LINK – Just 50 days and I have seen AMAAAAAAAZING results
by dude2daman
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