What I learnt from porn What I learnt from porn (link to thread) by drwoning21 days I learnt that if you don’t have a big dick you shouldn’t be having sex (unless you are Asian). That women love big dicks and will humiliate you for having a small one All a woman needs is your penis, she lives for the penis. cunnilingus is a novelty and clitoral stimulation isn’t needed to put her into a mindless state of ecstasy Women love fellatio. they won’t be satisfied if they don’t do it there is no such thing as intimacy. sex is purely physical and carries o emotions Everyone cheats. Women love cum Sex is fast paced and very acrobatic A man is only worth the size of his penis If a woman doesn’t have an orgasm, then the sex was a failure and she’ll leave you This is all I can remember right now. What did you learn from watching porn? By Krowg37 days People will have sex anytime, any place, and with anyone. STDs don’t exist Germs don’t exist Women don’t get pregnant Infections don’t exist The only senses I have are hearing and seeing- I can’t smell, taste, or feel anything during sex The purpose of female breasts is for sex partners to use as toys There is no such thing as emotion People don’t have feelings It’s better to live like a dog than a human People don’t ever use the bathroom, except for sex People don’t do anything other than have sex There can never be problems related to sex Sex is always great, and there are absolutely no consequences from having sex Women don’t menstruate Genitals are the cleanest part of a person’s body There is no such thing as pubic hair Prostitution is fun, safe, affordable, and problem-free All prostitutes are extremely beautiful, STD-free, rich, and super nice. And they have perfect teeth too The sole hairy part of a woman’s body is her head Children don’t exist, and if they did, nobody would know where they came from Having sex in an office is the greatest thing that can happen in life It’s okay to love just one body part of a person, and nothing else Bodily fluids taste better than strawberry jam Sex is not complete without oral sex Human feces will not make you vomit When you come home, expect to find your wife in bed with 2 men People don’t eat food, except during sex Food is only used as a sex aid Women enjoy getting semen into their eyes People can’t shower unless they’re having sex at the same time Having sex with a married 45-year-old mother is one of the greatest things you can experience in life People don’t care if they get cheated on People don’t work People don’t smell Nobody has bills to pay People don’t get offended by racial slurs (if used during sex) Condoms don’t exist People love getting abused, and they reward their abusers by having sex with them Everyone lives in a Hollywood mansion People only associate with neighbors for sex People don’t get sick Beds are only used for sex Kitchen countertops are only used for sex Couches are only used for sex Cars are only used for sex, or to drive somewhere to have sex People go to cafes solely to find a sex partner People go grocery shopping solely to find a sex partner Incest is fun A mother and daughter having sex with the same man is okay All women are blonde Women’s feet always look perfect, and they don’t smell Women always have perfect manicures and pedicures “Hot” women don’t have flaws Women never say stupid things Women only speak to turn you on – they can never say anything to turn you off Female lawyers are extremely promiscuous Female doctors are beautiful, blonde, and willing to have sex with patients. And they don’t know anything about medicine Female teachers are really prostitutes Nuns are really prostitutes Nobody believes in God Lesbians have sex with men Every woman is bisexual No man is bisexual or gay Nobody gets tired of sex Nobody calls the cops to make noise complaints Love really means sex Nobody has chores to do Women always look like streetwalkers, even when they crawl out of bed with a hangover Nobody cooks Everything in life takes a backseat to sex It’s more important to have “good” sex then to eat food Nobody goes to prison, except to have amazing lesbian sex Nobody masturbates in front of a computer screen, all alone, unless they are an extremely beautiful woman with huge breasts. And then lesbian sex somehow occurs Nobody is ugly Nobody has health problems Everyone’s genitals look pristine People don’t get hemorrhoids Porn actresses are not abused human beings Porn actresses are the happiest people on Earth We should envy porn actresses We should replace God with porn actresses We should pay for porn We should lament the demise of the porn industry We should provide free universal healthcare to the porn industry Porn can never be bad You can’t think, let alone speak, anything bad about porn Larry Flynt is a happy person – I wish I were Larry Flynt Hugh Hefner is not a scumbag Playboy bunnies are happy, friendly people who can do no wrong – they are better than saints Religion is evil, porn is good Families destroy people It’s better to live like a prostitute than live with your parents Your parents should have absolutely no problem with your porn use Your parents should be extremely proud if you become a porn “star” There’s no such thing as rape Having sex for money is great Being paid to have sex is not prostitution, as long as its being filmed It’s great if you and your parents watch the same porn It’s wonderful if you have sex with your sister-in-law It’s even better to have sex with your mother-in-law It’s best to have sex with your sister-in-law’s 18 year old daughter 18 year-old female virgins are pros at having sex Women are always smiling Women don’t get angry You can never not enjoy sex Virginity is a vice Celibacy is a vice If you aren’t sexually active, then get sexually active. Until then, masturbate at least 3 times a day Watching free porn is immoral – you should pay top dollar for porn Pornographers are good for our society Pornographers improve American culture Pornographers pay too much tax Pornographers don’t have enough control over our lives Pornographers are victims Pornographers can never commit any crime Pornographers are saints Pornographers should control the government Porn actresses should all be mothers Porn actresses would be great mothers Nurses first look to have sex with patients, and then worry about caring for sick, dying patients You can avoid a ticket by offering the police officer sex Waitresses accept sex in lieu of tips Coffee shop employees have sex with each other in the storage area Women in bookstores are really looking for sex, not books Making porn illegal or more difficult to access will be severely harmful to people If you have anonymous sex, you will be happy If you don’t have sex within 5 minutes of meeting a woman, you’re a horrible failure in life It’s impossible to have an erection and decline both sex and masturbation. It’s also unhealthy Nothing can go wrong during sex People enjoy shoving objects up their asses People enjoy putting objects in their mouths, especially after those objects have been in contact with someone else’s genitals After sex, you immediately have sex again, preferably with a new partner You can skip work, as long as the cause was anonymous sex If you don’t have sex with your brother’s wife, there’s something seriously wrong with you As a man, you can never turn down sex, even if it’s with your own mother You should French kiss a woman after she performs oral sex on you You should always perform oral sex on a woman, even if she’s menstruating You should allow a woman to put her tongue in your asshole, and then you should French kiss her afterwards You should jump at the opportunity for you and another man to have sex with one woman at the same time Breasts don’t sag, even on 45-year-old mothers Everyone enjoys participating in orgies No one wears underwear Foreplay takes place within 20 seconds of meeting someone… always No one wears clothing for more than 3 minutes Women’s ethnicities can be categorized like flavors of ice cream Women don’t use tampons Sex will eliminate all of your personal, financial, social, and mental problems People have sex in public Women know exactly what to do during sex to fulfill your wildest fantasy No communication is required during sex – each person knows exactly what the other person wants No woman has small breasts Absolutely nothing about a woman is unattractive No one’s breath smells Women don’t get yeast infections – and if they do, they still receive oral sex No one knows how babies are made People turn into sex zombies when they’re horny People have no morals whatsoever A woman will resist no sexual act A woman will perform every sexual act to perfection Every male is circumcised No one knows how urine exits the body Women like being called whores Women like being spit on Nothing in this world is free, but sex, the greatest thing in the world, is always free and available at all times Comic book super heroes are really sex maniacs All politicians are corrupt sex fiends An 18 year old female virgin somehow knows what the wildest fantasy of a 38 year old drugged up, mentally ill high school drop out is People always have time for sex Porn “stars” have high self-esteem The porn industry is being unfairly targeted Having sex in church is wonderful People don’t believe in God, but they still wear crosses and use God’s name during sex There is no such thing as guilt People don’t get jealous If you aren’t promiscuous, you’re a loser Relationships must be horrendously abusive, but everyone is okay with that People fall in and out of love in a matter of seconds People never become attached to one another If a woman is attractive, she can do no wrong Everyone loves threesomes Grandmothers are always ready to have sex with anyone Interracial sex is very common Black men are sex slaves to white women Black women are super-horny sex fiends Latina women don’t have sex with Latino men Asian women don’t have sex with Asian men Former porn “stars” deserve special treatment when changing careers Order a pizza, not for the pizza, but for the sex The more attractive a woman, the better she will be at sex “Hot” women taste and smell the best … literally. And they are agreeable, completely selfless, and very easy to along with In the middle of a tennis match, the players will strip down and have sex with each other Women love wearing 3+ inch heels, especially during sex If porn websites warn visitors that porn is for adults only, then it’s impossible for children to watch porn If a child watches porn, blame the parents Porn was found in the ancient Roman city of Pompeii – therefore, porn is a good thing Pompeii had many religious temples – religion is evil Porn is holy If you haven’t had sex in a hot tub, you haven’t lived If you’re against porn, you’re against freedom Online porn improves America’s standing in the world, especially amongst Muslims Any government that blocks porn websites is a repressive dictatorship Paying mentally ill people to have sex on film is good for all parties If you have sex with Tom’s wife, Tom won’t mind If Tom is having sex with your wife, offer him your daughter as well You should have sex with the person who delivers your mail The next time you get a FedEx delivery while your wife is home, make sure you have a threesome Women love sweaty scrotums more than chocolate Love = cheating = threesomes = 69 = true love = sex with your neighbor’s mother and sister, at the same time If you haven’t lost your virginity by age 14, go see a prostitute Porn actresses don’t have boogers… and if they did, they’d never ever eat their own boogers The earlier you lose your virginity, the happier youll be. You’ll feel better about yourself, and will realize that sex = love