Fellas we back. Let me set the scene- a full lecture theatre of 200 groggy students, about to learn some fascinating limb anatomy. The lights are bright, the stage is set, it’s a pretty standard Wednesday morning.
I’m on a streak of around 45 days. Longest ever. Flatlines on and off, but this week the morning wood has been SOLID. I had PIED baddddd. Imagine trying to post cooked spaghetti through a letter box. That was me.
Changed days though. Bram Stroker, Count Wankula is no more. Back to the class. In comes the professor, and we go through the upper limb, nerves vessels muscles etc, studying this important if uninspiring topic. I listen of course, ultra fined tuned no fap ears picking up on the slightest of vibrations. (small joke, allow it)
This goes on for some time. I zone out for literally 3 seconds, my enlightened mind momentarily distracted, and look back up.
Prof has put some titties on the projector. The image is to illustrate shoulder anatomy, but they’re still titties. I’m not shocked- this is normal in anatomy lectures.
What shocks me however is an almost forgotten pressure I suddenly feel downstairs. Here I am, seeing titties in class, cold and clinical, and my guy decides it’s time to start firming up. It’s rapid, and I have a hard on. I got a boner to some textbook lecture boobies.
The absolute audacity of my penis. 2 months ago I couldn’t get it up with a naked honey in my bed. I couldn’t get it up to Drugged Out Exploited Girl Gets Contractually Shagged By Long Dicked Sad Man Part 4. I couldn’t even get it up when beating the fuck out my limp spaghetti with gallons of lube and a Viagra.
But now, 1.5 months later and I’ve popped a boner at some educational breasticles. I’ve still got far to go, but trust the process guys. This is a step towards recovery. This shit works. Lmao.
LINK – LMAOOOOO BOYS I POPPED A BONER IN ANATOMY CLASS
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